Henry

Have you ever seen a cuter, more adorable expression? With any luck, our kid will come out with this sort of neck beard. Unless it's a girl, in which case I think I've seen some germane infomercials lately.

DIATRIBE: To our detriment, society has imposed the most cruel and impractical beard styles on men. If we could only, as a people, reinstitute the neck beard, that would be a huge break-through in civil liberties.